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waitrose:

waitrose:

one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits 

i shit you not

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(Source: waitrose, via sleepdepravity)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via liamdryden)

stevencrewniverse:


It’s official. We’re making more episodes. A LOT more!
We’re renewed for 52 episodes, bringing the full total up to 104! There’s a lot of surprises ahead so get ready!
We better get to work!

stevencrewniverse:

It’s official. We’re making more episodes. A LOT more!

We’re renewed for 52 episodes, bringing the full total up to 104! There’s a lot of surprises ahead so get ready!

We better get to work!

(via wannabeanimator)